In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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