Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
