The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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