Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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