I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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