We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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