I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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