have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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