As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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