You're completely useless in the revolution.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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