Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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