tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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