are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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