Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
whose parrot is this?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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