so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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