I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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