I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
