Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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