You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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