never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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