She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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