i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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