margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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