My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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