i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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