She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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