I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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