Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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