so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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