Heybabeimwearingurpanties
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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