he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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