I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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