She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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