We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
