wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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