I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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