I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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