you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
dude. I can hear the air.
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