idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
