What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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