i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think I just sharted jello shots
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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