Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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