ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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