Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
