A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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