Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
