I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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