Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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