I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
