Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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