She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize