yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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