i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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